LuciaPendant

My Greatest Enemy: The Tube of Toothpaste I freed him of a cold and dark prison, When he was sentenced to life in the back shelf of a stale corner supermarket. You'd think saving his life would grant me some sort of gratuity. But NOOOOOO! Let me tell you about my GREATEST ENEMY… the Tube of Toothpaste! I met when he was sparkling new. His sides were round and full, his label attractive and dashing, his features sharp and chiseled. And each time I reached for him. He obliged with a handsome dot of toothpaste upon my humble toothbrush. I smiled, beguiled by his charming thoughtfulness. We became friends very quickly, and I woul